Bald people are freaky

So there was this one guy at Helsinki airport. A business man, I guess, judging from his Burberry shirt and expensive suit. Now, you would think that someone who cares enough about their appearance to wear brand clothing would take similar care of their hair. You would be wrong. You would be very, very wrong. Being a guy who is coming to terms with the fact that my hairline isn't what it was 5 years ago, I can understand the will to hold on to whatever hair you have, but this was just not right. I have more hair on my ass than this guy had on his head. What few strands of hair were left were located on the very back of his head and had it not been for the fact that they were like *15 cm long* would have been undetectable to the naked eye. That's right, freaky bald guy had a Kelsey Grammar syndrome but with less hair on the back of his head that Frasier has on the top of his. He looked like the armpit of a prepubescent boy. I'm gonna have nightmares about this.